The Autobiography of a Cat
The Autobiography of a Cat To Lily, who is probably partying at the farm now. (I mean : by Lily 😉) I was born on some day, in some place, I don't know the details, 'cause, hey, I'm a cat. Until some age I couldn't see, and oh, how horrible! Bumping into some sibling every other minute, ah, terrible! I heard my owner say she found me on the street. I still can't believe I was I once so poor. Oh, my, I must have been terrible. Oh my, oh my! Poor me, poor me. Anyway, after some number of weeks, I found myself in a warm, clean, delicious-smelling place, a home. At first it was a bit scary, but I got comfortable after meeting with yum foods, wonderful bed, great toys! There's this one like a mouse, and this soft one...(*1) Anyway, I mustn't stray from the subject, but I love luxury! Yeah, I got used to living indoors, but oh! That one horrible thing! Every day, at random, they (and by they I mean *shudder* the children) grab me, almost slap me, put their tiny ...