Big Bad Hansel, Big Bad Gretel, and The Good Little Witch

 

Hi everyone, this is my first ever post, so sorry if it's kinda strange. I'm guessing you'd have read Hansel and Gretel, so you probably will enjoy this. It's a twisted, weird version, so have a read. Also read it to your younger siblings, and if you are an adult, your children. By the way, this is a blog for kids more than adults, (though everybody should read) just letting you know. Leave your comments, tell me what you liked, disliked, where I can improve myself, and any questions you have. Also, spread the word, the more the merrier! Enjoy!

     Big Bad Hansel, Big Bad Gretel, and The Good                                     Little Witch 

    Twice upon a time, in a land quite close by, lived a family. Hansel was the name of the mom, Gretel the dad, and there were two children, named Girl, and Boy.  This family lived in a house made of candy, except one room, which could turn into anything they wanted. But despite all of that Hansel and Gretel did not like sharing the house with Girl and Boy. So they took Girl and Boy to the ocean floor, where Hansel worked as a woodrestorer, that meant that she picked up the chopped wood and put it back in the tree. Anyway, they went to the ocean floor, where Gretel and Hansel said, "Girl and Boy, we are going to restore wood. Stay here, here is some food, and we will take you home in the evening. Badbye!" And off they went, not to restore wood, but to go home and laugh and laugh, while munching on the marshmellow sofa, because, being bad, they planned to leave the children there. And Girl and Boy did not come back, so they were very happy.

     Meanwhile, nearby, lived a little girl called The Good Little Witch, or Witch for short. She was pretty and cute and did not have any warts. That day she went out for a walk. She was very hungry, because all her food was finished. When she came across Hansel and Gretel's house, she was very happy, and immediately began to chomp the chocolate door. Suddenly, the door opened, and Hansel came out. She was very, very, very angry, but she contained herself and called out to Gretel, "Gretel! Look, here is such a lovely girl! We must bring her in for dinner!" Gretel came, grinning wickedly. "Oh, yes, we definitely must. Come in, little one, and tell us your delightful name!" Witch stepped inside and said "My name is Witch." Gretel's eyes went wide. He whispered in Hansel's ear "If she is a witch, she can do magic, and we can't eat someone who knows magic!" Hansel turned to Witch. "My dear-uh-Witch, do you, by any chance, know magic?" Witch shook her head . "Oh, good-I mean-oh no, we were wishing you could teach us. Come along then." And into the house they went. When they got settled, Gretel pulled Witch towards him. "Ooh, Hansel, this one's pretty fat. I'll get the cage." he said. He left the room and came back with a huge cage. Hansel was big and strong, so she easily picked Witch up and shoved her into the cage. Witch kicked and struggled but she was soon in the cage, which was made of hard candy that she could not break. " Now we will wait until she is skinny." A few days passed, but Witch did not get skinny. Every hour she licked the cage and it made her fatter. One week later when Gretel came to inspect her, and she was still as fat as a crow, she said, "Oh, Gretel, I do not seem to be getting thinner, just let me go, and we'll all be happy." Gretel got very angry. "No!" he yelled,"We will eat you tonight, fat as fat. It won't matter. Hansel! Get the fire ready!" Hansel came in. "Yay! Witch for dinner! I was preparing sausage from the room, but this is better!" She opened the cage door and picked Witch up.

Just then the door opened. Girl and Boy had arrived! They had found a nice old lady, in the meanwhile, who had pretended to be a nice woman but then locked Boy in a cage, waiting for him to get fat, so she could eat him. Girl had done some trickery and shoved the bad lady into her oven. When they came back, and saw Witch, who was their classmate, in their mother's arms they knew that they were going to eat her. So, they said, "Yay! Witch for dinner!" and helped their parents cook her. Then they ate her. But eating Witch, who indeed had some magic in her blood, turned them into worms, and so they lived sadly ever after.

                                The End

I wrote this in a hurry, so it's not very good, but I hope you enjoyed. Don't forget, spread the word, the more the merrier. Stay tuned for more stories, and please do leave lots of comments, I need them. Have fun! 😀😀😀😘😘